Anyway, you laugh now, but in the future or in some parallel universe, there's going to be an event equivalent to the olympics for fashion people. Yup, that's what I'm in training for. There's going to be a competition to see who can climb a mountain. There will be two categories: speed; and wearing the highest heels/wedges without breaking an ankle or dying.
Seriously, take a look at the rocks I'm on. Good. Now take a look at my platforms. I'd say I'm doing pretty well so far, no?
Photos by Pop Champagne
What I'm wearing:
-Red rust high-waisted shorts
-Steve Madden platform sandals