I'm terrified of spiders, but I might have found a little trick that has helped me to cope better. There's this one spider that I see everyday chilling on my window. He's always there, so I don't have to worry about finding him in my bed (that crap is scary!). I decided to name him Herman. Naming him seems to ease my fears because...well, what kind of harm could something with a cute name like Herman do. Except that I've lost Herman and instead, I've been seeing multiple tiny spiders on my window. So I think Herman is actually a 'she' and I have baby spiders in my room. Send help. And fire. Now.