Then there are some items that are just plain impossible. Let's turn our attention now to Exhibit B: The faux collar. Suddenly, it has given me something new to be (self-) conscious about- my fat neck. Yeah, my faux collar is too small for my neck, so it rises up and won't stay put near any shirt's neckline. So if faux collars are gonna stay a thing, could we please adopt the system of neck sizing?