I'm not on instagram because I can't stand waiting to take an organized picture of food before I eat it. No, I don't want to stack macarons or take a photo of my lipstick stain on a Starbucks cup. The only reason why I could wait to eat these chocolates is because I ate cereal by the handful straight out of the box beforehand.
At my office Christmas party, I won $1000 by eating 6 desserts in under 15 minutes. It was honestly one of my greatest accomplishments. Getting paid to eat cake? Um, yes please. So here's a picture. And remember, I never said I was a glamorous eater.